this could be your future

Inspired by Campbell Newman's comments about his "Small & modest fees", I recalled a line about Shakira's breast being "small and humble"..... 


Lucky I was born in Tasmania 
So we could both make fun of Victoria 
Lucky that I love Lisa Newman for 
the sake of our pecuniary interests
Baby I tunnelled Brisbane holely 
A legacy of debt for your city 
Never could imagine there were only 
So many ways to rule somebody 

Le ro lo le lo le 
Le ro lo le lo le 
Can't you see...Ashgrove’s my seat 

Whenever, Wherever 
I meant to be Premier 
I'll be there and I’ll be dear 
And that's the deal my dear 
I’m over, you're under 
You'll never have to wonder 
Just like Joh of yesteryear 
But that's the deal my dear 

Lucky that promises are not honest 
CSG will screw the farmers 
Lucky that my fee is small and modest 
So you don't confuse me with Clive Palmer  
Lucky I have short legs like Napolean 
To run for cover when I need it 
And my party is for no other 
Just a puppet for Clive Palmer 

Le ro lo le lo le 
Le ro lo le lo le 
At your feet...Ashgrove’s my seat 

Whenever, Wherever 
I’m meant to be Premier 
I'll be there, Clive Plamer near 
And that's the deal my dear 
I’m over, you're under 
You'll never have to wonder 
Just like Joh of yesteryear 
But that's the deal my dear 

Le ro lo le lo le 
Le ro lo le lo le 
We can do, say it again 

Le ro lo le lo le lo le 

Tell me one more time 
That you're there 
Lost at Ashgrove 

Whenever, wherever 
I’m meant to be Premier 
I'll be there and you'll be near 
And that's the deal my dear 
You're over, you're under 
You've got me head over heels 
There's nothing left to fear 
If you really feel the way I feel 

Whenever, wherever 
I’m meant to be Premier 
I'll be there and you'll be near 
And that's the deal my dear 
I’m over, you're under 
You've got me wearing high heels 
There's nothing left to fear 
If you ready we can make a deal