let's talk about poo

Apologies to Salt 'n' Pepa for theft of their melody:

(Punch it, Jack
Yo, I don't think we should talk about this
Come on, why not?
People might misunderstand what we're tryin' to say, you know?
No, but that's a part of life)

Come on

[CHORUS]

Let's talk about toilets, baby
Let's talk about poo and wee
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
Let's talk about toilets
Let's talk about toilets
Let's talk about toilets
Let's talk about toilets

Let's talk about toilets for now to the people at home or in the crowd
It keeps coming up anyhow
Don't decoy, avoid, or make void the topic
Cuz that ain't gonna stop it
Now we talk about toilets on the radio and video shows
Many will know anything goes
Let's tell it how it is, and how it could be
How it was, and of course, how it should be
Those who think it's dirty have a choice
Pick up the needle, press pause, or turn the radio off
Will that stop us, Nora? I doubt it
All right then, come on, Spin

[CHORUS]

Its hard to believe but I know its true
Girls stops going to school ‘cause there’s nowhere to poo
Fellas poo like fools, but then again they're only human
Pooing on the street or in the creek, the smell is fumin’
Poo, wee, pads, sanitary napkins
Lying on the street or out in the open
Flies and vermin spread the disease
People can’t work when their on their knees
Don’t even mess with central sewers, when pit latrines will do
2.6 billion people with no designated place to poo
We are blessed with loos to do our poos,
We have it all on tap so we should be wrapped,
But we take the flush and toilet paper for granted,
Think about wasted water and the trees not planted!
No sense, just waste, followed next by pollution,
Ecosanitation is a better solution.

Let's talk about toilets, baby (sing it)
Let's talk about you and me (sing it, sing it)
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
Let's talk about toilets (come on)
Let's talk about toilets (do it)
Let's talk about toilets (uh-huh)
Let's talk about toilets

Ladies, all the ladies, louder now, help me out
Come on, all the ladies - let's talk about toilets, all right
[repeat]

(Yo, Nora, I don't think they're gonna play this on the radio
And why not? Everybody does poo
I mean, everybody should be pooing in a toilet
Come on, there’s 2.6 billion people without a toilet?)

[CHORUS]